Yengwa's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sonic's Weekly Life]

Slow and boring

Why is Sonic so slow?

[S.O.A.D Loop]

Snowblind

The name of the song is Snowblind, it's a cover of a Black Sabbath song.

With that out of the way...

Wow, I'm surprised this passed judgement. Nice. But I don't think it should have. Theloop isn't good, the graphics are terrible and they don't look like they are playing their instruments at all. And where's Serj?

Whenever it showed the bassist or guitarist there was a second or so gap where they were just standing there not playing. Look at real instruments and musicians to learn how they play their instruments so this doesn't look like crap.

Static responds:

=)

[The Nearness of You]

Good

That was nice. It was simple and fun and not OMFG KILL EVERYTHING!!! So I enjoyed it. I thought that the little squigglies jumped around really quickly, too quickly. And the stick figures at the end moved away choppily.

I don't like how you assumed we are stupid and "wouldn't get it" so that lessened your score a bit. Otherwise, nice job.

TheKingOfNot responds:

I was more thinking that I didn't do a good job getting it across. but sorry to offend, i'll change that.

thanks for the review

[The Last Pepsi -.-]

Meh

I know everyone keeps complaining about the bad sounds (which they were) but not nearly enough people complained about the bad animation. Your characters moved very stiffly and your walk cycles were terrible. The guy dressed in the army uniform looked esspecially bad, since I could see his leg shift back and forth completely the way that legs don't move. Your characters were also staring off into space and never looked at each other, never blinked, and were wide eyed the whole time. Oh, and next time you mirror a phone, make sure you flip the numbers back the right way.

I didn't think your story was funny or interesting. It was mostly boring and I kept wondering when it would be over. I finally turned it off at the big phone part. I'm still confused by the scene where they were shooting and then it calculated their score. WTF were they doing? The phone scene was way too long and nothing funny happened. I almost turned it off when the guy started spelling out the name of the road again, because that was just too slow and too repetative to be entertaining.

Anyone that thinks this is front page material obviously has no sense of humor, knows nothing about animation, and is a terrible judge of what qualifies as front page material.

[The Pac-Attack]

Pretty good

I thought this was pretty cool.

A few suggestions: Change that damn music. God I hate Linkin Park and I don't really think that it works too well with this. I guess it worked good enough, I just couldn't get over how much I hate them.

Another suggestion is make Pac-Man eat power pills. Everyone knows that he can't eat the ghosts until he has a power pill. Also, don't make the lines so thick.

I think that the ghosts should look more scared when they are running from Pac-Man. The one that just keeps running back and forth doesn't look scared at all.

But, it's still really good. I would have given it a higher score if you hadn't put in that music.

[Cold...so cold]

Ummm

Yeah. that's great that you had a good message but you had shitty animation.

[Safe Sex?]

Sorta funny

I thought that it was funny, and I thought the Roman Man name was great. But you need some more enthusiasm and emotion in your voice. It sounds really drab and boring.

The graphics weren't too great either, but I thought using a man's voice for Susie was funny for some reason. lol

[A New Bunny]

Funny Stuff

I love this, thought it was really funny. I hate the new designs, so nice job on making fun of it.